PRESIDENT PENCE?

Lovingly....Longingly....
 

Let's be as clear as we can be here, okay? Mike Pence is a politician so mind-fuckingly dumb, he makes Dan Quayle look like Albert Einstein. Remember Dan? He was George H.W. Bush's running mate in 1992. The guy turned out to be such a strain and embarrassment to the ticket that year, that the Bush campaign would print his name on the bumper stickers in such a deep and dark red hue, that they wouldn't photograph in black-and-white! Back then, most newspapers did not print in color. Team H.W. did not (for jolly good reasons) want to emphasize the fact that they had actually chosen this genius to be a "heartbreak away from the presidency". They somehow managed to win the contest that year anyway - for reasons I will never be able to understand.

 

Idiot Nation.

 

Spiro is my Hero....NOT!

We need to come to some serious terms regarding the proposed impeachment of our esteemed Common-Pervert-in-Chief. It's probably not going to happen. And while I am ambivalent about that fact, I have reconciled myself to the idea that Pence, while undoubtedly not as certifiably insane as Donald Trump, is at least twice as dumb as Trump himself. Unless we can repeat the scenario of the autumn of 1973, where the corrupt and idiotic Spiro Agnew was replaced by a decent moderate named Gerry Ford, impeaching Donald Trump would probably have far-too-many ramifications down the road. We really don't need to go there. Seriously.

Whatever happens - many thing might transpire between now and January 20, 2021 - we need to focus on the campaign ahead of us. If this unhinged jackass is reelected for another term, this doomed nation is through. We need to let go of the right wing lock that has taken control of the United States for the last forty years. It's later than you think, folks. It's later than you fucking think.

Tom Degan
Goshen, NY