WE MUST SUPPORT OUR PRESIDENT
George W. Bush has told the American people and the rest of the planet that the Iranian government is developing a nuclear weapons program that is a direct threat to the peace and security of the free world. That's all I need to know. It is the duty - The duty, I tell you - for all good and decent Americans to support our president at this most crucial hour in our nation's history.
President Bush promised us during the campaign of 2000 that he would "restore honor and integrity to the White House" and has he not? He vowed that he would "usher in an era of accountability" and has he not? He promised Americans of all races and creeds an honest government. Has he not given us just that? He said that he would be, "a uniter and not a divider". Is it not true that we are now as united as we've ever been in our grand and glorious history? When he informs us that his intelligence apparatus has led him to believe, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Iran threatens the safety and well being of all Americans, who are we to doubt him?
He is the greatest president in American history. His is the most competent, gifted administration in American history. History will be the final judge of "we the people" as to whether or not we had the moral foresight to stand behind our able and good commander-in-chief at this most perilous moment....
....I'm sorry....I just made a twenty dollar bet with myself that I could write those last three paragraphs and keep a straight face....I lost.