Sunday, June 04, 2006


George W. Bush has told the American people and the rest of the planet that the Iranian government is developing a nuclear weapons program that is a direct threat to the peace and security of the free world. That's all I need to know. It is the duty - The duty, I tell you - for all good and decent Americans to support our president at this most crucial hour in our nation's history.

President Bush promised us during the campaign of 2000 that he would "restore honor and integrity to the White House" and has he not? He vowed that he would "usher in an era of accountability" and has he not? He promised Americans of all races and creeds an honest government. Has he not given us just that? He said that he would be, "a uniter and not a divider". Is it not true that we are now as united as we've ever been in our grand and glorious history? When he informs us that his intelligence apparatus has led him to believe, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that Iran threatens the safety and well being of all Americans, who are we to doubt him?

He is the greatest president in American history. His is the most competent, gifted administration in American history. History will be the final judge of "we the people" as to whether or not we had the moral foresight to stand behind our able and good commander-in-chief at this most perilous moment....

....I'm sorry....I just made a twenty dollar bet with myself that I could write those last three paragraphs and keep a straight face....I lost.

Tom Degan
Goshen, NY


At 5:47 PM, Blogger stoney13 said...

Sure! I'll support him! I'm taking up a collection right now to buy him a truss!

I gotta hand it to you! I couldn't have typed those first three paragraphs without losing my lunch! In fact if I had tried, my asshole would have jumped right through my abdominal cavity and strangled me to death for the good of Humanity!

The fact that you did indeed acomplish this act proves that you are a man of rare courage and stern purpose! That's a good thing! You're going to need that with this idiot at the helm!

Just remember: If it doesn't kill you, it makes you stronger!

At 5:32 AM, Anonymous The Manx Yank said...

Do they make jock straps big enough?

I mean, the head is filled with spongy tissue - it's only a bit of inconsequential padding - but just look at the size of them thar balls!

At 1:36 PM, Blogger stoney13 said...

Manx Yank,

Those aren't his balls! His brain was on it's way out his ass, and got side-tracked into his nutsack!

At 12:51 PM, Anonymous Rebel57 said...

The following verse always comes to my mind when GWB denounces other countries.

"Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye?"

"Don't pick on people, jump on their failures, criticize their faults— unless, of course, you want the same treatment. That critical spirit has a way of boomeranging. It's easy to see a smudge on your neighbor's face and be oblivious to the ugly sneer on your own. Do you have the nerve to say, 'Let me wash your face for you,' when your own face is distorted by contempt? It's this whole traveling road-show mentality all over again, playing a holier-than-thou part instead of just living your part. Wipe that ugly sneer off your own face, and you might be fit to offer a washcloth to your neighbor."

At 12:46 PM, Blogger stoney13 said...


When the ugly sneer on my face comes from the fact that my neighbor has his foot stuck squarely up my ass, any comments I make about the situation should be self explanatory!

At 12:57 PM, Blogger stoney13 said...


A thousand pardons! I commented in haste! I thought you were a Bush Appologist! A rare yet annoying creature that pops up on the odd liberal website and spouts drivel that ruins your buzz, and makes you want to kill people!

As for your comment, you are quite right! That's why President Pork Pie has been seen of late running with the leaders of countries with large oil reserves, and miserable human rights records! Arm in arm he frolics with the most despicable despots in the world, while pointing the finger at Suddam Husein!!

Indeed! How does the fox bring to trial the weasel for the crime of killing chickens?!

At 4:31 PM, Anonymous rebel57 said...

No Problem.

One of my co-workers has a daily calendar on his desk.
*** George W. BUSHISM ***
(The accidental Wit and Wisdom of Our 43rd President -Based on the Best-selling Books Edited by Jacob Weiberg.)

I feel so ashamed whenever I read his remarks. What kind of person we have elected!!! I did not vote for him, but nonetheless, it’s not good enough just saying I did not vote for him. There’s more to do.

At 6:35 PM, Blogger stoney13 said...


It's not our fault! WE didn't elect him! The weaselly son of a bitch STOLE the election TWICE!!!

Voting not enough? Hell no! It's not enough! But when you go onto the blogosphere and get the information to put this goat out to pasture you're doing something good! Tom sees what the deal is and so do we! This is a young blog and so far it's attracted three people who see the truth and are one step closer to doing something about it!

Is it enough? FUCK NO!!! But it's a start and that's where everything begins!

I've got a huge oak tree in my yard. Fifty years ago it was a tiny acorn I could hold in my hand! It would be interesting to travel forward in time fifty years to see what mighty tree grows out of this tiny acorn Tom Degan has planted here!

In the mean time we can at least laugh at President Pork Pie! It's a small comfort, but right now, I'll take what I can get!

At 12:44 AM, Anonymous to stoney13 said...

Considering the deteriorating situations in our country, without ranting, frustration and anger will probably drive us insane. We need to spread the clear and accurate information to the majority of people and hope they will make the right decisions when the time comes.

At 10:11 AM, Anonymous rebel57 said...

Stolen or not, the fact is GWB is the US president and he is ruining US good reputation. Most congresspersons just want to protect their politic career and would not fight for the disadvantaged, who has no money to influence the congress. Shame on them for being so called ‘public servants’ and shame on us for still letting them in office.

At 11:26 PM, Anonymous sickofsleaze said...

I got a bunch of much-needed belly laughs from your comments, so all I can add is Damn right I'll support my support my President(first time I have ever called him that) straight into hell or the big house, whichever comes first

At 2:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


I was trying to put a cartoon (THE WEEK, June 9, 2006, page20) to support your statement about the congresspersons, but unsuccessful. I can only settle for words.

They came for your library records and I did nothing.

They tortured terror detainees and I did nothing.

They eavesdropped without warrants and I did nothing.

They raided a congressman’s office and I said
Hey! What a minute!! That could have been me!!!

Congress needs new blood- people with integrity.

At 11:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


Here is the most recent one to be added in the Bushism:

Asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, GWB said, “ I think-tide turning-see, as I remember, I was raised in the desert, but kind of, it’s easy to see a tide turn-did I say those words?”

more ashamed?

At 3:38 AM, Blogger Tom Degan's Daily Rant said...

Yeah, Rebel! I saw that little piece of Bushiana live on MSNBC! I did a double take there. The guuy is so draw droppingly stupid that if he weren't president of the US, this would be high comedy. And it IS funny, no doubt about it - but very disturbing as well.


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