DEVIN NUNES IS A CORRUPT SEXUAL PERVERT

BREAKING NEWS:

DEVIN NUNES, IN ADDITION TO BEING ONE OF THE MOST CORRUPT POLITICIANS IN LIVING MEMORY, IS ALSO A SEXUAL DEVIANT, GUILTY OF SOME OF THE MOST DISGUSTING CRIMES AGAINST LITTLE BOYS AND GIRLS IN THE HISTORY OF THIS ONCE-GREAT NATION.

 

slight disclaimer:

I'm sure that all of what I just wrote is false. Perhaps it is. Perhaps it's not. I would like to give Congressman Nunes the benefit of the doubt. But it seems that Devin is on a crusade, suing everyone possible in the media who has offended him. He's even sued a fictional cartoon cow on Twitter who offended the poor schmuck's sensibilities. To tell you the truth, folks, ratings on this blog have been down recently. Three years ago, I was getting between 20 and 30 thousand hits per day. Yesterday I got under 200. Quite frankly, a lawsuit by Devin Nunes would be the best thing that ever happened to me. In the words of the disgusting president for whom I now (incredibly) feel nostalgic: "BRING IT ON!"

Devin Nunes is not the most corrupt piece-of-shit to slither through the halls of Congress in living memory but, beyond any doubt, he is at least tied with Mitch McConnell for the top dishonors. We now know that he travelled to Vienna in December of last year to meet with a disgraced Ukrainian prosecutor for no other reason than to dig up dirt on Joe and Hunter Biden on a debunked theory that the father and son had sought to overthrow the security of the free world. Heaven forfend!

In the early days of Bob Mueller's investigation into Russian collusion, it is now certain - beyond another doubt - that Nunes had sneaked into the White House in the dead of night to supply Trump with the particulars of where the investigation was leading. This, alone, must be illegal. The fact that he has not yet been recused from this probe defies logic.

FUN FACT: Devin Nunes beats his wife.

After Fiona Hill (an expert on Russian affairs) specifically testified that the Ukrainian connection into the 2016 election meddling was a hoax - damaging to the interests of America -  Nunes continued to perpetuate the lie.

This disgusting human being should not be allowed within a thousand miles of any law that governs good and law-abiding human beings. This is a man who should spend his life within the confines of a federal prison. This is a man who is beyond redemption or repair. This is a man who is totally beyond earthly redemption. He's in the Lord's hands now. Can I get  witness?

Tom Degan
Goshen, NY